Dora: Isaac, wake up!

Isaac: ::Pulls covers over head:: No!  I got to bed late last night, and I’ll go crazy if I don’t get ten hours of uninterrupted sleep!

Dora: But dear-

Isaac: I don’t care if a giant bolder is falling off Mount Aleph, I want to sleep!

Dora: There is a is a giant bolder falling off Mount Aleph.  Now get out of bed so you can watch it ‘kill’ you father, Felix, and Jenna’s parents.

Isaac: :: -_-:: You know these video games, I’ll just go out there, do a bunch of stuff, watch people supposedly die, get beat-up by Saturos and Menardi, and wind up having to go on some stupid quest, just to find out that it will lead to the destruction of humanity!  Besides the bolder doesn’t even touch our house.

Dora: :: casts stone spire:: I SAID GET OUT OF BED!

Isaac: Alright, Alright, I’m up! :: Gets out of bed::

Dora: You’ve got everything you need, right?

Isaac: I do need some more sleep. . .

Dora: Just get your lazy butt outside!

Kyle: Isaac, Dora, hurry!  The bolder could fall any second!  We have to get out there so I can get crushed by it! ::Rushes outside::

Isaac and Dora :: race outside after Kyle::

Dora: Kyle... Will they be able to slow down the bolder so you’ll have enough time to be crushed by it?

Kyle: I don’t know.  I have to hurry.  I’ll see you later at the end of GoldenSun 2.  Bye! ::runs off to his pretend doom.::

Dora: Isaac, you go to the plaza.  You can find your way, can’t you?

Isaac: Well it would kind of be hard not to.  Every wrong turn I take is blocked with a bolder the !@#$$%! video game creator’s made.

Dora: Be on time to watch your father ‘die’. ::runs off::

Isaac:: goes back to bed for two hours, and then sets off for the plaza::

Isaac: ::see’s Garet pulling a chest of valuables::

Garet: :: Lugging chest three times the size of his house:: Go away!  I’m trying to save my food!

Isaac: Okay. ::Turns to leave::

Garet: Wait!:: Eats all the food in the trunk:: I’ll go with you!

Isaac: What makes you think that I want you to join my party?  You’ll just do something stupid like kick a wall and make a bolder larger than the one on Mount Aleph nearly crush us!  I don’t even have a party yet!

Garet: That only happens if the people who’re playing the game don’t bother to get the Force Gem.  Besides, something has to make that boulder chase us. ::Garet joins Isaac’s nonexistent party.::

::Disco music starts playing::

Isaac: Garet, when you said ‘my party’ you meant my group, right?

Garet: ::Wearing purple disco suit, and striking a disco pose:: Um, no. . .

::Lightning strikes the stereo, nearly hitting Garet::

::A loud, ‘Dang it!  My aim must be off today’ is heard from the sky::

Garet: :: O_O :: Let’s just quit this whole ‘party’ discussion and go see your dad get ‘killed’. . .

::Garet really joins Isaac’s party::

Isaac: Hey!  How come I can only hold 30 items now!?!

Garet: Oh, that space is taken up by my hair-gel.

Isaac: This stuff weighs a ton!

Garet: The value packs at Costco were on sale so sue me.  Let’s go.  We might not make it in time to see your dad be crushed!

Isaac and Garet:: hurry over the nearby bridge, and see four random people casting psyenergy on the bolder::

Random person: Oh no!  It’s too heavy.  We might not hold it long enough.  Kyle might not be crushed!

Differrent Random person: Isaac, Garet, hurry!  You have to make it in time to see Kyle be crushed!

Isaac and Garet:: run off to get to the river where Kyle is crushed::

Rock:: falls in front of Isaac and Garet, blocking their path::

Garet: Oh, no!  A rock is blocking our path!

Isaac: You just noticed that?

Garet: Well, yes.  The rock just fell and blocked our path, causing me to notice it.  I couldn’t have noticed that the rock that is now blocking the path we were about to take before the ground shook and the rock fell, blocking the path we were about to take.  So, all in all the question that you asked is entirely pointless.  Now, why you would ask such a pointless question is entirely beyond me, but I guess that you were just being sarcastic, so-

Isaac: Garet, stop.  Read this:: Hands Garet the script::

Garet:: reads script:: Oops.  Sorry, I was supposed to say, ‘now we have to go the other way.’

Isaac:: continues reading from script as if nothing happened:: Couldn’t we just push the rock?  I’m sure both of us are strong enough.

Garet: Are you kidding?  That’s way too easy!  We have to go the other way.

Isaac and Garet: :: go off in the other direction::

Random person lying down on the road: Guys there are monsters everywhere!  You better watch out!

Isaac and Garet: :: run off and get their butts whooped by monsters.  The next thing they know their in Isaac’s house::

Isaac: How did we get here?

Garet: I have no idea.  Say, do you have any food?

Isaac: Good question.  Let’s see!

An hour later:

Isaac and Garet: :: leave house again after eating every bit of food in the house:

Isaac: Come on!  We have to see every body get crushed!  We’d better run!

Garet: Why?  The Camelot people won’t let anybody get crushed until we’re there to watch.  Let’s walk.

Isaac and Garet:: walk as slowly as they can to the spot where everyone gets crushed::

Jenna: Oh no!  My brother!

Garet: Don’t worry Jen, you’ll see him in three years.  He’ll be perfectly safe in Prox being held hostage by Saturos and Menardi.

Jenna: Don’t be stupid.  I’m not worried about Felix.  The git has my favorite doll!

Kyle: Hang on Felix!  Just make sure you don’t let go until the bolder comes!

Dora: Felix will be fine.  We’ve just got to save Jenna’s doll.

Felix: :: dunks::

Jenna: NOOOOOOO!  My dolly!

Felix: :: comes back up laughing::

Kyle: The rope won’t reach...  We should use psyenergy.  Does anyone have any left?

Jenna’s dad: I’ve used all mine up.  How about you Kyle?

Kyle: I’m drained from helping the other villagers...

Dora: We have to get help.

Jenna’s mom: You just realized that?

Kyle::ignores her:: Good idea.

Dora: Okay.  I’ll go north.  Jenna, you go south.

Jenna: Good idea.  ::To Felix::  Felix, if the bolder gets you before I get my dolly, you’re dead! ::Runs to get help::

Dora:: goes up and sees Isaac and Garet::

Dora: Oh it’s about time.  You two go and help Jenna.  Or else!

Isaac and Garet:: run after Jenna, and go to the plaza::

Garet: Grandpa!  Jenna!  We’re here to help because Dora will kill us if we don’t!

Jenna: Thanks for the selfless act, guys.

Random strong person: :: Standing on little island with a large psyenergy stone on it:: Great!  I’m all charged up!

Garet’s grandpa: How are you?  Have you recovered your psyenergy?

Random strong person: Enough to save Jenna’s doll, thanks to this psyenergy stone. ::Jumps off Island, misses land and winds up in water:: EWWWWWW!!!  GROSS!!  What do you people put in here?!?

Garet: Sewage.

Garet’s grandpa: :: Acting like nothing happened:: Ok, Jenna, you heard him.  Now hurry back when everyone on the bridge is crushed!  Isaac and Garet, show them the way!

Jenna: Isaac, thank your mom for me when we get back.

Garet: Why his mom?  We did all the work!

Jenna: Would you have even be here if she hadn’t threatened to kill you?

Garet: Well, I don’t think we’d consider it, but-

Jenna: Just get going!

Isaac: ::^_^ :: Back to bed?  Really?

Isaac and Garet: :: run back to the river as Jenna tries to hit them::

Dora: Oh, good you got some one.  Come on!  Let’s get the doll and then watch everyone get crushed!

Isaac, Garet, Jenna, and the random strong person: :: go down to the river, only to have the bolder fall and crush everyone one the bridge and Felix before Jenna got her doll back::

Jenna: No!  This mean’s I’ll never see my dolly again!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dora: It’s okay honey, just ::twitches:: three more years until we see them again.  *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Isaac: :: runs away to get away from the noise::

Garet: Isaac...  I can’t let him go alone...  It’s times like these that we men have to stand together! ::Runs after Isaac::

Jenna: Garet’s a man?  That’s a surprise.

:: Scene changes::

::Jaws theme song starts playing::

Menardi: NO, you imbeciles!  Track 1.5!  Not 5.1!!!

:: Click is heard::

:: Click is heard again::

:: Another click is heard::

:: Yet another click is heard::

Random guy operating stereo system: I think it’s broken!

Saturos: ::Pulls out extremely fluffy cat and bucket of water::

Random guy operating the stereo system: Do you really think that that will work?

Saturos: ::Puts cat in front of stereo and dumps the water on the cat::

:: Scary bad guy theme song begins to play::

Saturos: Never underestimate the power of a wet, angry cat.

::Everybody gets back into place::

Scene, um, what scene was this again?

Saturos: Only the two of us survived.

Menardi: I told you that the switch was a trap!

Saturos: Then why did you push it?

Menardi: I didn’t push it!  You shoved me into it!  Next time I’M the one who navigates!

Saturos: Why I oughta-

Garet: Isaac!  Wait!

Saturos: You were eavesdropping on us just now...   Weren’t you?

Isaac: No way!  The stupid game wouldn’t let me leave!  I wanted to sleep, but NOOOOOOO.  I had to leave my house, watch my dad ‘die’, get beat up by you guys, go on some stupid quest that will lead to the destruction of the world, and yada, yada, yada.

Menardi: Stop wining.  You’re not even reading from the script!

Garet: Are you sure that you should be talking to them?  They look derranged.

Saturos: Impudent snipe!

Saturos and Menardi: :: tap Isaac and Garet on their heads::

Isaac and Garet: ::faint.  When they wake they see the Golden Sun logo looming above their heads::

Three years later...

Dora: Isaac!  Haven’t you finished mending the roof yet?  You’re almost done?  OK!  Keep at it!

Isaac: Slave driver!

Dora: I heard that!  As your punishment, you have to listen to one of those crazy lectures that Kraden gives!

Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Garet: Hyaa!  Flowers meet your doom! ::Casts move and crushes his sister’s flowers::

Jenna: Still training to be an idiot, Garet?

Garet: Yeah.  I’m sick and tired of being a dunce.

Jenna: It’s a good thing you put your heart into it.  It’s the only thing that makes you move your lazy butt.

Garet: I resent that.

Jenna: Well hurry up and wreck the roof that Isaac just mended so we can get going to Kraden’s.

Garet: Yeah, if we don’t, Dora is going to kill us.

Jenna: Speaking of your near death, Garet, what exactly happened to you two?

Garet: What do you mean?

Jenna: That awful day when Felix stole my doll.

Garet: I’m sorry.

Jenna: I appreciate your concern, but I’ll never see that doll again.  I just wish I could forget about that day.  I wish everyone would.  I miss that doll so much!

Garet: Well, I’m going to wreck that roof so we can get going.

Garet: :: walks onto the roof after Isaac fixes it and punches a bunch of holes into it::

Jenna: Okay, now that we got that cleared away lets go to Kraden’s!

Isaac, Garet, and Jenna: :: run off to Kraden’s.  They see Saturos and Menardi lying half dead on the ground::

Garet: What happened to you two?

Saturos: The old man- his talking- he bored us half to death.

Isaac: Aha!  This proves that Kraden is the most boring person alive!

Dora: :: pops out of nowhere:: I heard that!  Now get your lazy butts to Kraden’s NOW!!!

Isaac, Garet, and Jenna: :: run the short distance to Kraden’s house as Dora tries to hit them::

Kraden: Those two seemed to know a lot about Sol Sanctum.  EvenmorethanIeverhave.Whatwasthattheysaidabouta-HEY,HOWCOMEI’MTALKINGSOFAST!?!IT’STHAT#$@%#@%B-BUTTON!!

Isaac, Garet, and Jenna: :: cross hearts: :: Thank heavens for it!

Kraden: That’snotfunny!!

Person who is playing the game: :: stops pressing the B-Button::

Kraden:: Goes into his house and grabs some mithril bags:: That’s better, now lets get to Sol Sanctum so I can make you get the elemental stars for me, and then I can rule the world!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, so we can study the ancient architecture of it.

Jenna: I so think that he’s mental.

Isaac and Garet: :: nod heads solemnly::

Isaac, Jenna, Garet and Kraden: :: Go to Sol Sanctum::

Inside Sol Sanctum

Kraden: This is the entrance to Sol Sanctum.  This is your first time here, right?

Isaac: Duuuuuh!  The #$%^#$@^ video game designers made Jenna prevent us from going in without you.

Kraden:: ignores him:: It’s an important relic of our past.  Take a good look at it

Isaac, Jenna, Garet and Kraden: :: Go further into Sol Sanctum and go through a couple of trap doors, and then wind up in a room full of statues::

Kraden: :: Glances around sadly::

Garet: What’s wrong Kraden?  (Like I care).

Kraden: Hmm. . .  Those two said there was a hidden passage leading deeper into the sanctum.  I’ve come here many times, and I’ve always thought it looked . . strange.  IhadimaginedSolSanctumwouldlookdifferent somehow.Dratit!It’sthat$%^&!!B-Button!Curseit!

Jenna: What do you mean?

Kraden: SolSanctumwasbuiltinhonorofthesun.Thereoughttobesomethinghereto-

Person playing game: ::Stops pressing B-Button::

Kraden:-reflect that.  I’ve always been puzzled why there wasn’t.  If there is a hidden passageway maybe it leads to the elemental stars!  Then I can retrieve them, and rule the world!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, then maybe it leads to. . .  Well!  Let’s see if we can find it!

Garet: I think that he’s not telling us something.  Lets leave!

Jenna: You can’t seriously want to go back after we’ve come this far. ::Claps hand over mouth:: I didn’t want to say that! @#!$% you, Camelot people! ::Shakes fist::

Garet: Let’s help Kraden.  We should stick together, after all. ::Claps hand over mouth:: I wanted to say, ‘Let’s ditch him!’ Curse the Camelot peoples!

Isaac: I can say what I want.  The curse only affects my mobility.  But still, Curse the Camelotians!

Garet: Camelotians, is that even a word?

Jenna: Who cares?  Curse you Camelotians!

Kraden: Okay, if you’re done cursing the Camelotians could you help me find the secrete entrance that Saturos and Menardi were talking about?

Isaac: ::Pushes a statue away, revealing a passageway:: There, I did it, now let me go home!

Kraden: Good, now let’s explore some more!  I will find the elemental stars, and rule the world!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! ::Runs ahead of the group::


Isaac, Jenna and Garet: :: Sigh loudly, then slowly follow Kraden::

Isaac, Jenna, Garet and Kraden: :: Go solve some puzzles, and wind up in a room filled with more statues::

Kraden: ::Looks around:: There’s no way to jump across to push the statues away... ::thinks for a while:: Isaac!  Try to use your psyenergy!  Psyenergy must be the key!  Use your psyenergy!

Isaac: ::Standing by open hidden door:: It took you half an hour to figure that out?!?

Kraden: Runs ahead of Isaac:: At last!  The secrets of Sol Sanctum are at my finger tips!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!

Garet: Now will you admit that he’s mentally disturbed?

Isaac, Jenna and Garet: ::follow Kraden to make sure that he doesn’t do something crazy::

Kraden: ::standing in a room with a sun on the floor:: This is it!  We’ve found it!

Jenna: :: -_- :: Yeah, we found a room with a fancy floor pattern, big whoop.

Kraden: ::Ignores her:: Clearly, this is the mark of the sun...  The heart of Sol Sanctum.

Isaac: You just figured that out?

Kraden: ::Still ignoring everything but his own ranting:: It’s just as I imagined... which means those two were telling the truth!

Jenna: ::Under the curse of the Camelotians:: But if what they said was true, then that means they must have been...

Garet: They were thieves!  They came to rob the sanctum, big whoop!

Isaac: Let’s hurry back to the village and go back to bed!  I mean and tell everybody!

Kraden: ::Looks very odd::

Jenna: Kraden?  What’s the matter?  (Like I care!)

Kraden: We’re so close...

Isaac: Close?  Close to what?

Jenna: He’s just extremely close to being entirely insane.

Kraden: We’ve come all the way to the heart of Sol Sanctum. To turn our backs on it and leave...

Garet: There’s something wrong with that?

Kraden: Sol Sanctum holds the origins of alchemy, that must be mine!  MINE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?  I mean, it would be a waste to...  What do you think?  Shall we go a little farther?

Isaac: No.

Kraden: Then you can all go back to village without me.

Isaac: Then Mom will put me to work!  No way!

Garet: I don’t want to have to fix that roof!  I’m staying!

Kraden: :: ^_^ :: Really, we’ll just go a little bit further!  Good it’s decided.  Let’s move ahead!

Isaac, Garet, Jenna, and Kraden: ::Walk into the next room that was in plain view::

Kraden: Wh-What is this room?  There’s a moon in the center... A picture of Luna.  This must symbolize night...

Isaac: You just figured that out?

Kraden: ::Ignores him:: These rooms must be connected somehow, don’t you think?

Jenna: :: Rolls eyes:: Well DUH!  One’s night and the other’s day!  Of course they’re connected!

Garet: They’re also in the same building, on the same mountain, in the same village, built by the same people, in the same planet...

Kraden: ::Glares:: Shut up!

Dora: ::Pops out of nowhere:: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A CHILD THAT WAY!!!!!! ::Pulls out umbrella:: Take that!! :: Begins hitting Kraden in the head with umbrella:: And that, And that!!!

Isaac: Uh, Mom, you can go now, I think you’ve beaten him unconscious...

Dora: ::Leaves::

Kraden: ::Tries to act like nothing happened:: Luna and Sol... These rooms must hide some secret.  This must be where the elemental stars are!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!  I mean, what could it be?

Isaac: That’s it, he’s finally gone off his rocker.

Garet: I didn’t know that he owned one...

Kraden: What does it all mean?  Isaac, would you look up the passage?

Isaac: No.

Kraden: Then just wait there. ::Walks up to wall, and examines it::

Five days later

Kraden: ::Still examining the wall::

Isaac: That’s it, we’ve run out of food, let’s go up the passage and figure out the puzzle that leads to the elemental stars...

Jenna, Isaac, and Garet: :: go up passage way, wind up in two more rooms like the old ones::

Garet: So what should we do now?

Jenna: Isn’t it obvious?!?  We push all the statues into their proper places, and then wait for Kraden to run up the stairs, proclaiming that we have solved the puzzle.  Then we go through some wall to the room with the elemental stars that he’s constantly raving about, have to give all of them but the Mars star to Saturos and Menardi, then I’ll be kidnapped by my own rotten brother who stole my dolly, you’ll go on some mad quest that will lead to the destruction of humanity, while I’ll wind up on a quest to stop you and light the lighthouses.  Then Vale will be destroyed, and we’ll all live happily ever after.

Garet: I asked what we should do, not a whole plot synopsis.

Jenna: Same thing.

Garet: Okay Isaac, move all the statues  and we’ll just wait here.

Isaac: Why do I have to do it?

Jenna: Because you’re the only sprite visible.  It would look strange if we moved it.  In this game you have to do all the work.

Isaac: Great...  Just great... ::Pushes statues in second room into place:

::A loud click is heard, followed by an AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!  MY BACK!!!!!!!!!::

Isaac: ::Pushes first statue in first room into place::

::Down stairs::

Kraden: :: Finishes eating garlic sandwich:: :: O_O :: ::Notices that the floor pattern in the Luna room changed:: Wha- What’s...  What’s happening?  Isaac must have found something!  The Elemental stars will be mine after all!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ::Runs upstairs::

Jenna: OH NO!!!  HERE HE COMES, AND HE JUST ATE GARLIC!!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garet: ::Wearing gas mask:: Here. ::Hands gas mask to Jenna::

Jenna: ::Puts gas mask on:: Thanks.

Kraden: ::Ignores his gas masked students:: Excellent work, Isaac! ::Looks at second room’s completed puzzle:: Where did that hole come from?

Garet: When we made Isaac move those statues two beams of light shot out from them and then this hole appeared in the floor.

Jenna: And then we told him to drop the state into it after that.  When he did it I think that we threw somebody’s back out...

Kraden: ::muttering:: Now I know what happened to my back...  Hmm...  Good work everyone!

Isaac: Hey I did all the slave labor for you!

Kraden: I don’t care.

Jenna: You couldn’t have done it with out our instruction.

Kraden: ::Ignoring everybody:: So the statues puzzle was the trap... and that other statue was here to... disarm the trap.  And now that you’ve disarmed it, we should be alright...  TO STEAL THE ELEMENTAL STARS!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Isaac: I think he’s using us to get something.

Kraden: I’ll observe from the luna room, where it’s safe from all danger that you haven’t noticed that might kill you.  You do the rest of the work! ::Leaves::

Garet: Slave driver!

Isaac: You obviously haven’t seen my mom in action yet... ::Completes the puzzle::

Jenna, Garet and Isaac: ::Go downstairs::

Kraden: :: ^_^ :: ::Jumping up and down:: Look, Isaac!  The picture of Luna has changed to Sol!

Isaac: :: -_- :: Big whoop.

Kraden: But nothing other than that, nothing looks different...  That’s strange they went to the trouble of putting a trap here...  And this is all that happens?  The elemental stars should be here!  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!?!?!  HERE!!!!  SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE CHANGED, AND WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT!!!

Jenna: Okaaaaaay...

::Everybody goes into the other room::

Kraden: Look!  The symbol on the floor!  It’s changed from Sol to Luna!  Surely there must be something in this room...

::Everybody walks up to the wall with the laser thingy pointing to it::

::Portal appears::

Kraden: AT LAS THE ENTRANCE TO THE ELEMENTAL STARS!  THEY WILL BE MINE!  MINE!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :: goes through portal, pulling everybody with him::

Kraden: :: O_O :: Is that ...the ocean?  No, it couldn’t be... The ocean has waves.

Garet: The ocean...  What’s that?

Kraden: The ocean is a thing of endless water at the end of the world.  You would not understand.  YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!  AND I DON’T CARE!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  THE ELEMENTAL STARS ARE HERE AND I DON’T NEED YOU ANY MORE!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jenna: So that’s what you’re after, the foundation of matter!

Garet: The foundation of the elements!  He wants to rule the world!

Kraden: That’s right!  You will get them for me, and I will rule the world!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Isaac: Have you noticed that the closer he gets to the elemental stars, the more insane he gets?

Garet: Maybe if we touch him with one, he’ll explode!

Jenna: Well, have fun with that.  I’m going to sit hear and be useless, because that’s what I’m good at!

Isaac: We’ve noticed.

::Isaac and Garet hop across some rocks and grab the Venus Star.  The earth shakes, lights flash, and stone pillars rise from the water::

Garet: Could this get any weirder?

Kraden:  YESSSSSS!  THE STARS WILL BE MINE, MY PRECIOUS!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Isaac: I think that was a yes.

Garet: Well, let’s see if he explodes!

Isaac: Cool!

::Isaac and Garet hop across the stone pillars and touch Kraden with it::

::Nothing happens::

Isaac: Maybe we need all four of them.

Garet: Great.  More physical activity.

Isaac: What are you talking about?  I’m the one who does all the work.

Garet: But you always whine about it!  Do you know how annoying it gets?

Isaac: ::Casts Stone Spire::  Shut up.

Garet: You get more like your mother every day, you know that?

::Isaac and Garet hop across the stones and get two more elemental stars:

::Wait for it...::

Isaac: Hey!  The angry multi-colored people with issues are back!

::Saturos and Menardi glare at him::

Saturos: The annoying mouse-like insects spotted us.

Garet: Actually, insects aren’t mice like.

Saturos: Nobody cares.

Garet: But-

Saturos: No.

Garet: What if-

Saturos: No.

Garet: ::Opens mouth:: No.

Isaac: This works better.  ::Casts stone spire::

Garet: OW!  :Passes out::

Saturos: Ah, thank you.  ANYWAY...  It looks like they’ve spotted us.

Menardi: I thought we’d be safe until they’d gotten all of them.

Kraden: :: Foaming at the mouth:: NO!  THE STARS ARE MINE I TELL YOU!  MINE!  MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna: Okay, that’s getting really creepy now.

Saturos: ::Thwaks Kraden upside the head::  Are you calling us theaves?

Menardi: The little twit wouldn’t even be here if YOU hadn’t given him the information.

Saturos: YOU showed him the map!

Menardi:  Why I oughta....

Isaac: ::Casts stone spire:: Shut up!

Jenna: What will you do once you’ve got all the elemental stars?

Menardi: Oh, not much, we just plan on stopping our village from erroding aay and off the face of the planet!

Garet: Oh, sure.  And I bet the head elder in your village is green too.

Menardi: He is!

Garet: Rightttttttttt...

Kraden:  THEY’LL KILL US I TELL YOU!  MURDER US!  MY PRECIOUS.....

Isaac: Note to self...  never leave anything caffeinated around Kraden.

Masked guy: Relax...  You will not be hurt.  Well, we might kill the old guy to preserve our sanity, but the rest of you will be fine.

::Masked guy teleports into the room::

Masked guy:: That WAS our agreement, was it not?

Saturos: That depends on how many more fan-girls I get than them.

Jenna: Are you kidding, Alex gets them all!  You guys just sit around and are abused by us.

Isaac: How do you know so much about Alex?

Jenna: ::Stashes pictures of Alex behind her back::  Ummmmmm........

Menardi:  Shouldn’t we be trying to get the elemental stars from them?  I mean, the huge waterfall on the edge of the world is eroding away and slowly destroying everything.

Garet:  Righttttttttttttttt...

Saturos: You heard us...  If you wish to save your friends, then give us the stars!

Isaac: What if we give them to you, and let you kill Kraden too?

Saturos: Why would you want to do that?

Isaac: Everybody hates him.

Saturos: Fair enough.

Isaac: What will we use as a guarantee.

Menardi: Guarantee...  Ah.  I have one.  ::To Masked Guy:: You will have to remove your mask.

Masked Guy: Th-That means...

Saturos: Ah, of course.  A fine idea...  He will be our guarantee.  Under the circumstances, we have little choice.  Felix!  Remove your mask!

Garet: What?  What did he say Isaac?

Isaac: Weren’t you listening to him?  He said, “Ah, of course.  A fine idea...  He will be our guarantee.  Under the circumstances, we have little choice.  Felix!  Remove your mask!”

Garet: What?

Isaac: ::Yanks ear-buds out of Garet’s ears::  He said,  “Ah, of course.  A fine idea...  He will be our guarantee.  Under the circumstances, we have little choice.  Felix!  Remove your mask!”

Garet:  Oh.  It can’t be...  That day...  The Boulder...  We saw him die, didn’t we?

Isaac: What you completely missed the part in the script about him NOT ACTUALLY DYING?  Come on!  We only tried to save him to get Jenna’s doll back.

Jenna: FELIX?

Felix: Um, yes Jenna?

Jenna: *dangerous voice*  WHERE’S...  MY...  DOLL?

Felix: What do you think I made the mask out of, my cape?  (Pretty cape...  Good cape!  Felix looooooves you!)

::Jenna jumps on Felix, rips off his mask and starts beating him with it::

Jenna:  YOU DIRTY ROTTEN @#$%$&!  I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Felix: AAAAAA!  Sister cooties!

Isaac: Since when did Felix get so immature?

Garet: I think it’s the cape.

Mendari:  Wait!  We’re forgetting about the elemental stars again!  What, have you all got problems with short term memory or something?  ::To Isaac and Garet::  GIVE US THE STARS FOOLS, OR WE WILL LOCK YOU IN A DARK ROOM WITH KRADEN AFTER HE’S EATEN A CLOVE OF GARLIC!

Isaac: AAAAA!  Not that!  We’ll give you the stars!

Garet: I’ll give them to you!

::Garet takes your stars, and hops across three stone pillars.  Alex warps in and blocks him from going further::

Jenna: Alex?  *Swoons*

Felix: Hey!  Since when do you associate with that creep?  You know he secretly likes Mia!

Jenna: In my world he’s in love with me.

Felix: Whatever.